Dear Straight, White, Christian Men,

It has recently come to my attention that some of you may seem to think that some portion of your identity is under attack, be it by the “lame stream media,” the liberals, the secularists, the gub’ment, or the ghost of Ted Kennedy.

I’m here to assure you that it is, in fact, not.

To paraphrase Jon Stewart, you seem to be confusing “war” with “not getting everything you want all the time.”

(by Sami Lawson, keep reading on lawsonry.com)